Wall Street opened to a 40 percent drop in Netflix stock, a $4 billion loss in market cap.

Wall Street opened to a 40 percent drop in Netflix stock, a $4 billion loss in market cap.

You’ve probably already heard the news, patriots. Netflix, the company long associated with the Obamas, has gone fully woke and donated $7 million to the Kamala Harris campaign. In return, the American people canceled subscriptions at an alarming rate and the company lost billions in market cap overnight.

Unfortunately, there’s no credible source to back any of the stories up. We asked Netflix Director of Democrat Propaganda, Joe Barron, and he told us he’s questioning the whole thing.

“I’m not so much questioning it as calling it complete and utter bullhonkey,” said Barron, “Netflix couldn’t care less if the MAGA cult that swore they canceled their subscriptions because Obama swear they’re canceling them again. These aren’t serious people. They’re morons.”