New England Patriots Coach Makes It Absolutely Clear, ‘There Won’t Be Any Anthem Kneeling in the Upcoming Match’

In a move that has stirred up both cheers and controversy, New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick has reportedly made it clear to his players that kneeling during the national anthem will not be tolerated in the upcoming game. The declaration, delivered in his signature gruff manner, has sent shockwaves through the NFL community, sparking debates on patriotism, free speech, and, naturally, Bill Belichick’s apparent ability to turn even the simplest tasks—like showing up to work—into a military operation.

The press conference was tense, to say the least. Belichick, with his usual half-smile that suggests he’s either in the middle of a brilliant play or seriously regretting his life choices, looked straight into the camera and said, “I’ve spoken to the team. There will be no kneeling. We’re here to play football, not make political statements.”