Mark Wahlberg Rejects Disney’s Multi-Million Dollar Project, “I Don’t Work With Woke Companies”

seminar led by none other than Olaf from Frozen, who had recently been retconned as a social justice advocate and climate activist.

“That’s where I drew the line,” Wahlberg confessed to a personal trainer at a local gym. “I’m all for saving the planet, but I’m not about to take orders from a talking snowman who can’t even keep his head on straight.”

Wahlberg’s decision to walk away from a $2 billion payday has already ignited fierce debate about the growing chasm between Hollywood’s traditional action stars and the industry’s push toward inclusivity. While Wahlberg has never shied away from controversy—whether it be his love for Catholicism or his early 2000s pop-rap career—this latest move has rebranded him as a champion for what many see as the anti-woke crowd.

Mark Wahlberg Rejects Disney’s $2 Billion Project: “No Chance I’ll Work With Them Again, Don’t Need That Wokeness in My Life”

to potential investors tentatively titled Patriot Plow: The Frozen Frontier, in which he plays an ex-Marine turned snowplow driver who single-handedly saves Christmas from a villainous polar vortex.

Others speculate that Wahlberg could be on the verge of a second career—possibly as a motivational speaker on the dangers of wokeness in Hollywood. “You can’t plow through life with a rainbow on your back,” he cryptically told an interviewer outside his Wahlburgers franchise earlier this week, leaving fans both intrigued and concerned.

Predictably, social media has erupted in response to Wahlberg’s announcement. Fans and critics alike have taken to Twitter (or X, as the cool kids call it now) to voice their opinions.

Mark Wahlberg just said NO to Disney?!? What a LEGEND!” one user tweeted, attaching a gif of Wahlberg punching a bag of frozen peas in The Fighter. “Finally, someone’s standing up to that corporate nonsense.”

On the other side of the spectrum, Disney loyalists were quick to voice their disappointment. “Good riddance. He couldn’t act his way out of a snowstorm anyway,” one commenter fired off, alongside a picture of Elsa from Frozen giving the cold shoulder