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Whoopi Goldberg and Trump Office
In an explosive episode of The View that left viewers grabbing their popcorn and network executives bracing for impact, Whoopi Goldberg dropped a bombshell: she’s ready to book a one-way ticket out of the United States if former President Donald Trump reclaims the Oval Office. The announcement, delivered with all the drama one would expect from a daytime talk show, has since ignited a flurry of reactions ranging from applause and laughter to eye-rolls and sighs of “here we go again.”

I swear, if the 45th gets back in office, I’m outta here,” Whoopi declared, leaning into her co-hosts as if to emphasize the gravity of her words. “I’m packing my bags, calling an Uber to the airport, and saying ‘adios.’ I love this country, but even I have limits.”

This isn’t the first time Whoopi has threatened to ditch the good ol’ U.S. of A. over political differences, but it’s certainly the most theatrical. As the The View panel nodded in understanding, you could almost see the mental checklist forming in Whoopi’s mind: passport, plane ticket, and maybe a stylish hat for her dramatic exit.

“I mean, have you seen the state of things lately?” she continued, shaking her head with that signature Goldberg exasperation. “It’s like a reality TV show gone wrong, and if there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s bad television.” (Which is ironic, considering she’s been starring in daytime television for years.)