Hot news: Vanilla and Kid’s ‘Woke is Whack’ tour crushes ticket sales of Taylor Swift’s Eras tour by an unbelievable margin

In what is being hailed as the most unexpected twist in the entertainment world since Milli Vanilli tried to sing live, Vanilla Ice and Kid Rock have done the unthinkable. The duo’s newly launched “Woke is Whack” tour has not only taken the nation by storm, but it’s also crushing ticket sales for none other than Taylor Swift’s mega-hit “Eras Tour
Yes, you read that right. The rapper-turned-culture-warrior Vanilla Ice and his rebel-without-a-cause sidekick Kid Rock have seemingly struck a nerve with their anti-woke messaging—and fans can’t get enough of it. Move over, Swifties. There’s a new movement in town, and it doesn’t come with sparkly outfits or emotional ballads about ex-boyfriends. Instead, it’s all about slamming political correctness with a side of nostalgia, cowboy hats, and ’90s rap classics.

The ‘Woke is Whack’ tour, which critics initially dismissed as a desperate attempt by two aging stars to stay relevant, has shockingly sold out arenas across the country. From Los Angeles to Nashville, the crowds have packed in to hear their favorite politically incorrect anthems and relive the days when wearing backward baseball caps and singing about ice were socially acceptable forms of self-expression.