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BREAKING: Donald and Melania Trump arrested by Chinese special forces after failing to escape by golf cart *Satire* 😉

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BREAKING (FICTION): Chaos erupts in this imagined scenario as Donald and Melania Trump are “caught” by Chinese special forces after a dramatic golf-cart escape goes horribly wrong.
In this fictional tale, witnesses describe a bizarre scene—sirens, armed operatives, and stunned onlookers as the cart stalls mid-escape. Social media explodes within minutes, with clips, memes, and wild theories flooding timelines worldwide.
Supporters laugh it off as absurd fantasy. Critics call it a symbol of how tense global politics have become. Either way, the imagined incident ignites nonstop debate, proving once again how fast fictional stories can hijack the internet.
🚨 Reminder: This is NOT real news — it’s parody.
💬 If a story like this were real, would it trigger a global crisis or instant memes first?

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