Breaking: Elon Musk Is Going To Expose Bill Gates Soon, Says ‘He’s Evil’

In the latest saga of tech billionaires trading barbs, the ever unpredictable Elon Musk has fired a new salvo, aimed directly at Bill Gates. Yes, the self-proclaimed ‘technoking’, the man who aspires to colonize Mars, and the mind behind ‘Not-a-Flamethrower’, has put Gates squarely in his crosshairs. The accusation? “Bill Gates is evil, going to expose him soon.” We’ll pause for a moment to let that sink in.

Picture the scene: Musk, sitting comfortably in his Tesla, casually scrolling through his phone, fires off this tweet with the same nonchalance as ordering his favorite Venti, Half-Whole Milk, One Quarter 1%, One Quarter Non-Fat, Extra Hot, Split Quad Shots (1 1/2 shots decaf, 2 1/2 shots regular), No Foam Latte, With Whip, 2 packets of Splenda, 1 Sugar in the Raw, a touch of vanilla syrup and 3 short sprinkles of cinnamon.