Paige Spiranac & The Instagram Models Celebrate The 4th, Nathan’s Hot Dog Puker & Back Up Terry Checks In

4th of July reports from across the United States and beyond
I can report that I’m not hungover, I have all 10 fingers and I still had a great time with the family over the holiday. The weather sucked. It was cloudy until 8:30 which ruined the pool vibe, but the kids went hard, the adults relaxed and it ended up positive for all involved.

Now it’s back to work to finish the week strong. I don’t know how some of you are going to do it come Monday morning when you have to get back to it after a five-day weekend. I’m told there might be a couple of dads in the neighborhood who got into the Tito’s and strawberry lemonade on Wednesday night that could be in trouble Monday morning.

Let’s just say Sunday better be a recovery day for many of you.

Quick observation:

The $50 box of fireworks that Costco sold was PERFECT. There must’ve been 5,000 black cats stuffed into those tubes and boxes. There might not have been projectiles going above the treeline, but Screencaps Jr. was happy with the explosions, so everything worked out well here with the simple Costco box. Yes, most of the explosions were similar, but I appreciated the volume of action. It turns out the $5 chicken & $1.50 hot dog combo aren’t the only value purchases at Costco.

Duncan survived the hurricane in Jamaica:

We survived Beryl! Lots of trees down, but hundreds of resort guests helped with the clean up. I rewarded myself with a few frozen lemonades with Tito’s. Happy Birthday America!

First time writing in, so appreciate that you and the whole of the TNML nation love our country and lay down excellence with every stripe. We had a bit of a total washout here in Clarksville, OH, so we did not get to carve our normal HUGE USA sign into our lawn, but we did snap a few pictures to pass along to your followers. We take our stripes seriously here in Clarksville and we love our country. Happy 4th!