‘The View’ has set a new standard for what not to watch. Tune in if you’re looking for the perfect cure for insomnia!

“In a shocking turn of events, ‘The View’ has clinched the coveted title of America’s Least Favorite Show. Viewers across the nation are collectively wondering, ‘How did they manage to make talking so unbearable?’ With ratings lower than a limbo stick at a snail convention, ‘The View’ has set a new standard for what not to watch. Tune in if you’re looking for the perfect cure for insomnia!”