Tim Walz Is Thinking of Leaving the Country Permanently: “I’ve Lost It”

In what may be the most unexpected twist in a 2024 election season already filled with plenty of surprises, Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz is reportedly considering leaving the country for good. Yes, you read that correctly: Walz, the man who has spent his entire career advocating for the people of Minnesota, is now thinking of packing his bags, hopping on the nearest plane, and starting fresh—somewhere far, far away. His reason? Well, apparently, he’s “lost it.”

The phrase “I’ve lost it” doesn’t exactly inspire confidence when coming from a man running for the second-highest office in the land, but let’s face it, these days, who hasn’t lost it? It seems Walz, tired of constant political attacks, viral family feuds, and being metaphorically dunked on by Shaquille O’Neal (yes, that actually happened), has decided enough is enough. And frankly, who can blame him?