BREAKING NEWS
Tim Walz Is Thinking of Leaving the Country Permanently: “I’ve Lost It”
The phrase “I’ve lost it” doesn’t exactly inspire confidence when coming from a man running for the second-highest office in the land, but let’s face it, these days, who hasn’t lost it? It seems Walz, tired of constant political attacks, viral family feuds, and being metaphorically dunked on by Shaquille O’Neal (yes, that actually happened), has decided enough is enough. And frankly, who can blame him?