Connect with us

BREAKING NEWS

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift Romance Hater apologizes ‘I was wrong: Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce romance isn’t fake. Apologies, you lovebirds.’ – Sparked thousands of reactions.K

Published

on

There was a moment after the AFC championship game when my world flipped on its head. That moment made me believe in love again. It was when Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce kissed.

The kiss looked … real. The way a couple who know they have a future together kiss. It wasn’t PR or something phony. It wasn’t cooked in a lab by their agents. They both, in that moment, seemed genuinely happy. I can’t believe I’m analyzing a kiss like I’m a teen back in the day reading Tiger Beat with Justin Bieber on the cover but here we are. They looked like a totally, wholly, magnificently legit couple.

They looked like they were wait…wait…hold on…in love?

Some of you Swifties will say: welcome to the party, idiot. Where have you been? Do you know where I’ve been? Have you seen this cynical, cruel world we live in, where people think Swift is a Pentagon psyop and a dude who has been indicted 812 times is still a viable Presidential candidate? That’s where I’ve been. Cynicism City. On the other side of the moon where it’s very dark and no one lives.

That cynicism led to me writing a column in October, as their reported relationship became more public, with the headline: “The Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce romance is fake. You know it is. So what? Let’s enjoy it.”

“You know it. Deep inside your soul. Where you tell yourself the truth,” I wrote then. “In fact, everyone knows it. Your friends. Your family. Your kids. The country. The President. Outer space. We. All. Know. It. We know the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce romance is fake. Don’t hate me for telling the truth that you already intuitively feel. You have told yourself this inevitable truth over and over as this story has washed over the nation. Your significant other even asked you recently: ‘Do you think it’s real?’ And you replied: ‘Of course it is.’ You knew this was a lie and it landed you in therapy but you want to believe.”

Click to comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

NFL36 minutes ago

Sylvester Stallone stands firm, turning down a hefty $6 million offer from NIKE with a clear message, ‘Not saving your woke brand,’

NFL40 minutes ago

During a stunning on-stage moment, Roseanne Barr fiercely confronted Robert DeNiro, declaring “No Woke People Allowed Here” before decisively ejecting him from her show

NFL42 minutes ago

George Clooney Loses $75 Million in Endorsements “The Red Wave Ruined My Life Here. I’m Moving To UK”

NFL48 minutes ago

MLS Fires Don Garber Due to Promotion of Woke Anthem Kneeling

NFL49 minutes ago

Mel Gibson Rejects Lucrative Netflix Movie with Robert De Niro, Slams “Woke” Culture

NFL50 minutes ago

Warner Bros Declines Future Work With ‘Woke’ Robert De Niro

NFL53 minutes ago

‘No Respect, On My Knees’ – Megan Rapinoe Books Flight Out of the US, Declares She Won’t Return See full story in first comment…👇👇

NFL2 hours ago

Iga Świątek przed wylotem do Australii trenowała z Aryną Sabalenką w Abu Zabi na korcie otwartym (turniej World Tennis League odbywa się w hali). Najbliższy mecz Polka rozegra 30 grudnia o godz. 7.30 w Sydney. Rywalką będzie Norweżka Malene Helgo 💪

NFL2 hours ago

Bartosz Kurek zmienia klub! ➡️

NFL2 hours ago

Wszystko jasne! Kosmos! 🔥🔥🔥 ➡️

NFL2 hours ago

9-latek jest najmłodszą ofiarą zamachu w Niemczech. W niczym nie zawinił i nie zasłużył na taką śmierć 💔😢. Szczegóły:

NFL2 hours ago

Nie będzie Niemiec…! 😜 Więcej w artykule ⬇️

Copyright © 2024 USAmode24